A long time ago under a starry Albemarle County, Virginia sky a lovely young Scottish Highland heifer caught the eye of a lonely cow dog (a working ranch or farm dog). One thing led to another by the open fire and, well, the first Virginia cowdoggies were made. Git along little cowdoggies.
The favorite boyfriend of the Virginia cowdoggie is Moof* 
the dogcow. SIS was introduced Moof on the internet by GOOGLE and it was love at first byte. Moof is a big-shot, an icon so to speak, at Apple which SIS really likes, although he is quite nerdy and spends most of his time zipping across home pages. Moof is pretty rich, which SIS also loves. It's nice to have a rich boyfriend.
Since most Moofs are girls there is hot competition among Virginia cowdoggies for boy Moofs. Boy dogcows are given a vasectomy as soon as they are born because the girl dowcows, who are in the majority, really do not want Virginia cowdoggies and boy Moofs producing babies; chances are they would be pretty ugly. Also, Virginia cowdoggies do not like to breed until they are older when they can rope in really, really rich husbands. SIS is not at all worried because she knows there is not a Virginia cowdoggie in the State who could out-WA-M-o-o her...all she has to do is shake her dairy-ère and Moof is doggin' it, hard.
SIS and Moof is a love story in progress so there will be lots of news of their chat room conversations, cell phone conversations, e-mail conversations, and other digital dating news.
Of course for all the Virginia cowdoggies who aren't princesses, there are plenty of fat cowboys. Fat cowboys love cowdoggies too and lots of them do breed (manure happens), accidentally, since fat cowboys are NEVER given vasectomies.
*Both the dogcow logo and "Moof" are trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc.
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